i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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