I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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