dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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