haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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