Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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