Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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