so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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