what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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