have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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