We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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