Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
