it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
