Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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