if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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