It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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