Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
