i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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