did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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