Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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