I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I've blown a few things in my day
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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