if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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