Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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