im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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