Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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