whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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