very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
worst night to have a conscience
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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