we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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