Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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