How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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