ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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