I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
how drunk are you?
Several
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
