so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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