we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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