Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
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How can you write a 10-line text message without the girls noticing you're awake?
They have you in their lair. You're fucked, or soon will be, though whether literally or figuratively, your guess is as good as mine...
Have them make you a sandwich
Are you sure they were doing homework? They could be drawing you for their art class, I think they should call it "still life of a drunken moron."
Classic.
photos.. or quit dreaming.
Lol....I didn't even think of that...hmmm maybe their books were slightly more enthralling than the boy in the middle of their study area.
Stupid phone app, I was commenting on madf00l's comment...ducking phone.
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