This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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