You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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