Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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