i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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