he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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