I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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