Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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