How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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