I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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