...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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