Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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