found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
the liver wants what the liver wants
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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