How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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