i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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