Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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