Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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